blunt sick day texts that actually get the point across
You're not feeling it. Your boss doesn't need your life story—just the truth, fast. A blunt sick text respects everyone's time: you get to rest, they get to plan without you, and nobody's pretending.
The scripts below skip the performance and land the message. Pick one that fits your situation, or use them as a template for whatever's actually going on.
Examples
Six ways to say it.
I'm sick today and need to stay home. I'll check in if that changes.
Not feeling well enough to come in today. Sorry for short notice.
I'm not coming in today—I'm under the weather and need to rest.
Woke up sick. Taking today off. I'll be back tomorrow if I'm able.
Can't make it in today. Not well. Let me know if you need anything urgent from me.
I'm staying home sick today. I'll update you this afternoon.
Questions
Things people actually ask.
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