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When the door knocks and they're selling something

Door-to-door sales is a tough gig, and you're not obligated to buy anything—but you also don't have to be unkind about it. The trick is being direct and warm at the same time. A clear no, delivered with genuine friendliness, actually ends faster than a vague maybe. They'll move on. You'll both feel fine about it.

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Drafts

Six ways to say it.

Three tones, two variations each. Tap a tab to switch.

DRAFT 01AILOW RISK

Hey, I really do appreciate you doing this job. I'm just not a good fit for what you're offering, but I genuinely hope your day gets better from here.

150 chars · Creative draft, AI-generated. Read before sending.
DRAFT 02AILOW RISK

I'm not going to be a customer today, but I want you to know I see the effort. Take care of yourself out there, okay?

117 chars · Creative draft, AI-generated. Read before sending.

Delivery guide

How to actually send this

When to send

Say this at the door, within the first 30 seconds—before they launch into their full pitch.

What to do after

Smile, nod if they respond, then gently close the door. Don't reopen it unless they ask a direct question.

Don't

Don't apologize repeatedly, make excuses, or hint that you *might* be interested later—that's the opening they need to keep talking.

Questions

Things people actually ask.

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