Awkward AI

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For the small awkward moments that pile up if you don't have the words.

When the door knocks and they're selling something

A door-to-door salesperson is at my door. They're a real person, doing a job. I want to say no clearly and kindly, without becoming a 12-min

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When the chatty neighbor catches you in the hall

My neighbor is lovely and also exhausting in chunks of more than 90 seconds. I want a friendly script for ending the conversation without be

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When you have to ask your roommate about the dishes again

My roommate keeps leaving dishes for days. I've mentioned it once nicely. I need to bring it up again without it becoming a whole conversati

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When you're running 22 minutes late to your hair appointment

I'm running late to my hair appointment, badly. The salon hates this. I want to text in a way that gives them options and doesn't sound enti

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When you ordered a thing and need to cancel it now

I placed an online order I now need to cancel before it ships. I want a script for the support email that's polite, fast, and doesn't apolog

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When the upstairs neighbor is doing whatever they do at 11pm

My upstairs neighbor is loud, nightly, around 11pm. I don't want a war. I need a single message that asks them to dial it down and starts th

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When a friend keeps offering you their weird leftovers

A friend means well and keeps offering me leftovers I do not want to eat. I want a kind, repeatable line that closes the offer without makin

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When you matched, planned a date, and now do not want to

I matched with someone, we planned a date, and now I am not feeling it. I want to cancel in a way that's honest without being cold.

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When a stranger on the train wants a full conversation

A stranger on public transit is starting an extended conversation. I want a polite, warm exit script that doesn't require me to be cold.

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